From Donald Hall’s ‘Christmas at Eagle Pond’

ON THE WINTER SOLSTICE of 1940, the darkest day, I rode a train into central New Hampshire. I was twelve and traveled for Christmas to my grandparents’ Eagle Pond Farm, where I spent summers haying with my grandfather. The Boston and Maine passenger train was a puffing steam engine followed by a coal car, a mail car, and a coach barely populated. We slowed and stopped in West Andover, at the tiny depot called Gale, and the conductor—in the summer he wore a handkerchief tucked between his collar and his neck—set down the yellow step for me to descend with my suitcase. Dimly in the darkness, I saw what I looked for: my grandfather Wesley Wells with his horse and buggy, Gramp whispering into Riley’s ear because the clatter of the train made him skittery. 

   We said, “Gramp!” “Donnie!” and hugged. 

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Download a sneak peek of Natalie Serber’s short story collection SHOUT HER LOVELY NAME, available June 26. 
Download a free excerpt on your Kindle or Nook. Or any ereader!

“Funny, heart-felt, and keenly perceptive, this is a book worth shouting about.” —Dan Chaon

Download a sneak peek of Natalie Serber’s short story collection SHOUT HER LOVELY NAME, available June 26. 

Download a free excerpt on your Kindle or Nook. Or any ereader!

“Funny, heart-felt, and keenly perceptive, this is a book worth shouting about.” —Dan Chaon

Friday Excerpt: God’s Jury

Chapter 1

STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE: THE PAPER TRAIL

No one goes in and nothing comes out. 

—a Vatican archivist, 1877

—-

Theology, sir, is a fortress; no crack 

in a fortress may be accounted small. 

—Reverend Hale, The Crucible, 1953

The Palace

On a hot fall day in Rome not long ago, I crossed the vast expanse of St. Peter’s Square, paused momentarily in the shade beneath a curving flank of Bernini’s colonnade, and continued a little way beyond to a Swiss Guard standing impassively at a wrought-iron gate, the Porta Cavalleggeri. He examined my credentials, handed them back, and saluted smartly. I hadn’t expected the grand gesture, and almost returned the salute instinctively, but then realized it was intended for a cardinal waddling into the Vatican from behind me. 

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Friday Excerpt: The House at Sea’s End

From THE HOUSE AT SEA’S END by Elly Griffiths, available now. 

Prologue 

November 

Two people, a man and a woman, are walking along a hospital corridor. It is obvious that they have been here before. The woman’s face is soft, remembering; the man looks wary, holding back slightly at the entrance to the ward. Indeed, the list of restrictions printed on the door looks enough to frighten anyone. No flowers, no phones, no children under eight, no coughers or sneezers. The woman points at the phone sign (a firmly crossed out silhouette of a rather dated-looking phone) but the man just shrugs. The woman smiles, as if she is used to getting this sort of response from him. 

 They press a buzzer and are admitted. 

 Three beds in, they stop. A brown-haired woman is sitting up in bed holding a baby. She is not feeding it, she is just looking at it, staring, as if she is trying to memorise every feature. The visiting woman, who is blonde and attractive, swoops down and kisses the new mother. Then she bends over the baby, brushing it with her hair. The baby opens opaque dark eyes but doesn’t cry. The man hovers in the background and the blonde woman gestures for him to come closer. He doesn’t kiss mother or baby but he says something which makes both women laugh indulgently. 

 The baby’s sex is easy to guess: the bed is surrounded by pink cards and rosettes, even a slightly deflated balloon announcing ‘It’s a girl’. The baby herself, though, is dressed in navy blue as if the mother is taking an early stand against such stereotyping. The blonde woman holds the baby, who stares at her with those dark, solemn eyes. The brown-haired woman looks at the man, and looks away again quickly. 

 When visiting time is over, the blonde woman leaves presents and kisses and one last caress of the baby’s head. The man stands at the foot of the bed, pawing the ground slightly as if impatient to be off. The mother smiles, cradling her baby in an ageless gesture of serene maternity. 

 At the door, the blonde woman turns and waves. The man has already left. 

 But five minutes later he is back, alone, walking fast, almost running. He comes to a halt by the bed. Wordlessly, the woman puts the baby into his arms. She is crying, though the baby is still silent. 

 ‘She looks like you,’ she whispers. 

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Friday Excerpt: Chubster

The word chubster—while universally accepted as a delightful that it has to have some meaning — is fairly amorphous. Actually, UrbanDictionary.com, the definitive source 

of information on made-up words, offers quite a few definitions, two variants of which are interesting to us:

1. CHUBSTER (Noun) 

 An overweight person who considers himself to be a hipster.  Someone who is proud to be a fatty mcfatfat … They wear Old Navy jeans because they can’t fit into anything  from Urban Outfitters or from trendy thrift shops. They try to squeeze themselves into small hoodies and H&M  T-shirts because slim fitting clothes look “dope” on them. 

 They avoid being an outcast loser because they are seen as  cool and desirable due to a magnetic personality and funny  jokes that compensate for their perceived lack of physical  attractiveness.  

 Celebrity examples of Chubsters: Jonah Hill, Zach Galifianakis, Seth Rogan  

Fawn: Ugh! Look at that chick with the muffin top and those Charlotte Russe flats. 

 Ruby: … and you know she got that Run DMC T-shirt from Torrid. 

 Fawn: Oh em eff jeez, she’s such a chubster. 

2. CHUBSTER (Noun)

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You know, it’s that new book by (ahem) His Holiness the Dalai Lama. No big deal.

Happy Friday! How about some chick lit? Check out an excerpt from Elisa Lorello’s Faking It HERE.
More about Faking It:
After breaking off her engagement, thirty-something writing professor  Andi Cutrone abandons New England for her native Long Island to focus on  her career and start over. When she meets Devin at a cocktail party,  the sight of an honest-to-goodness male escort shocks her—and fascinates  her more than a little. Months later, Andi impulsively calls Devin.  Over cheesecake in Brooklyn, she offers him a proposition: he will teach  her how to be a better lover, and in return, she will give him writing  lessons. He agrees, and together they embark upon an intense partnership  that proves to be as instructive as it is arousing. For in the midst of  lessons in rhetorical theory and foreplay, Andi and Devin delve into  deeper questions about truth, beauty, and self, gradually coming  face-to-face with the issues at the core of their emotional limitations.  Smart, witty, and introspective, Faking It is an engrossing novel about two people discovering their authentic selves.

Happy Friday! How about some chick lit? Check out an excerpt from Elisa Lorello’s Faking It HERE.

More about Faking It:

After breaking off her engagement, thirty-something writing professor Andi Cutrone abandons New England for her native Long Island to focus on her career and start over. When she meets Devin at a cocktail party, the sight of an honest-to-goodness male escort shocks her—and fascinates her more than a little. Months later, Andi impulsively calls Devin. Over cheesecake in Brooklyn, she offers him a proposition: he will teach her how to be a better lover, and in return, she will give him writing lessons. He agrees, and together they embark upon an intense partnership that proves to be as instructive as it is arousing. For in the midst of lessons in rhetorical theory and foreplay, Andi and Devin delve into deeper questions about truth, beauty, and self, gradually coming face-to-face with the issues at the core of their emotional limitations. Smart, witty, and introspective, Faking It is an engrossing novel about two people discovering their authentic selves.

Happy Friday! Are you getting that back-to-school nostalgia, if you graduated long ago, or the jitters, if you’re classroom-bound this fall? Read up on the deliciously dramatic world of teenagers in our Friday Excerpt HERE! 
Populazzi by Elise  Allen
  Cara has never been one of those girls: confident, self-possessed, and always ready with the perfect  thing to say. A girl at the very top of the popularity tower. One of the  Populazzi.
Now, junior year could change  everything. Cara’s moving to a new school, and her best friend urges her  to seize the moment—with the help of the Ladder. Its rungs are  relationships, and if Cara transforms into the perfect girlfriend for  guys ever-higher on the tower, she’ll reach the ultimate goal: Supreme  Populazzi.
The Ladder seems like a  lighthearted social experiment, a straight climb up, but it quickly  becomes gnarled and twisted. And when everything goes wrong, only the  most audacious act Cara can think of has a chance of setting things even  a little bit right.

Happy Friday! Are you getting that back-to-school nostalgia, if you graduated long ago, or the jitters, if you’re classroom-bound this fall? Read up on the deliciously dramatic world of teenagers in our Friday Excerpt HERE! 

Populazzi by Elise Allen

Cara has never been one of those girls: confident, self-possessed, and always ready with the perfect thing to say. A girl at the very top of the popularity tower. One of the Populazzi.

Now, junior year could change everything. Cara’s moving to a new school, and her best friend urges her to seize the moment—with the help of the Ladder. Its rungs are relationships, and if Cara transforms into the perfect girlfriend for guys ever-higher on the tower, she’ll reach the ultimate goal: Supreme Populazzi.

The Ladder seems like a lighthearted social experiment, a straight climb up, but it quickly becomes gnarled and twisted. And when everything goes wrong, only the most audacious act Cara can think of has a chance of setting things even a little bit right.

THE DAYS OF THE KING by Filip Florian follows a humorous commoner as he rides the coattails of a prince grasping for power in late 19th century Europe.
Read an excerpt HERE!
Joseph Strauss (a dentist and bachelor, client of the  Eleven Titties brothel and of Der Große Bär beer cellar) leaves Prussia  in the spring of 1866 and follows a captain of dragoons to Bucharest,  where the officer is to ascend the throne as prince of the United  Principalities of Romania. War is imminent in central Europe, but the  company of a special tomcat, a guardian angel of sorts, helps him to  overcome all dangers. In Bucharest, Joseph will meet and fall in  love with an attractive nanny, while the prince distances himself from  the dentist, seeking to erase all stains from his past, particularly his  involvement with a beautiful blind prostitute. But unbeknownst to him,  she has given birth to a baby boy with a suspiciously aristocratic nose .  . . Nations are invented and dissolved overnight, kingdoms are  for sale, Bucharest grows from a muddy pigsty into an elegant capital  city, and love turns everything upside down in The Days of the King.

THE DAYS OF THE KING by Filip Florian follows a humorous commoner as he rides the coattails of a prince grasping for power in late 19th century Europe.

Read an excerpt HERE!

Joseph Strauss (a dentist and bachelor, client of the Eleven Titties brothel and of Der Große Bär beer cellar) leaves Prussia in the spring of 1866 and follows a captain of dragoons to Bucharest, where the officer is to ascend the throne as prince of the United Principalities of Romania. War is imminent in central Europe, but the company of a special tomcat, a guardian angel of sorts, helps him to overcome all dangers. 

In Bucharest, Joseph will meet and fall in love with an attractive nanny, while the prince distances himself from the dentist, seeking to erase all stains from his past, particularly his involvement with a beautiful blind prostitute. But unbeknownst to him, she has given birth to a baby boy with a suspiciously aristocratic nose . . . 

Nations are invented and dissolved overnight, kingdoms are for sale, Bucharest grows from a muddy pigsty into an elegant capital city, and love turns everything upside down in The Days of the King.

This week’s Friday excerpt is the deeply inspirational story of a community that rallied together to fight for their beloved church in the midst of clerical scandal and betrayal. A story of strength, togetherness, and the will to overcome insurmountable odds, THE GRACE OF EVERYDAY SAINTS will find a place in the hearts of even the least devout.Read an excerpt HERE!St.   Brigid Church was one of San Francisco’s great landmarks in the early   1990s. The church itself had weathered depressions and natural   disasters, epic earthquakes and a massive fire. Its loyal congregation   was active, vibrant, and growing. But in 1993, without warning, the   Catholic archdiocese mysteriously ordered its doors to be closed. The Grace of Everyday Saints is the story of how a ragtag group of believers came together in a   crusade to save their church. What they discovered would be devastating:   that around the country, parishes like theirs were threatened by the   higher echelons of the Church, all to hide a terrible secret. Soon there   were near-daily headlines that shocked the world. But still this   unlikely group of heroes—led by a renegade lawyer, a reformed Catholic,   and an antiestablishment priest—continued to meet weekly, to fight, to   prove that their beloved St. Brigid was worth saving. A dramatic narrative that takes readers from the streets of San Francisco to the halls of the Vatican, The Grace of Everyday Saints is about injustice and betrayal, redemption and grace.

This week’s Friday excerpt is the deeply inspirational story of a community that rallied together to fight for their beloved church in the midst of clerical scandal and betrayal. A story of strength, togetherness, and the will to overcome insurmountable odds, THE GRACE OF EVERYDAY SAINTS will find a place in the hearts of even the least devout.

Read an excerpt HERE!

St. Brigid Church was one of San Francisco’s great landmarks in the early 1990s. The church itself had weathered depressions and natural disasters, epic earthquakes and a massive fire. Its loyal congregation was active, vibrant, and growing. But in 1993, without warning, the Catholic archdiocese mysteriously ordered its doors to be closed. 

The Grace of Everyday Saints is the story of how a ragtag group of believers came together in a crusade to save their church. What they discovered would be devastating: that around the country, parishes like theirs were threatened by the higher echelons of the Church, all to hide a terrible secret. Soon there were near-daily headlines that shocked the world. But still this unlikely group of heroes—led by a renegade lawyer, a reformed Catholic, and an antiestablishment priest—continued to meet weekly, to fight, to prove that their beloved St. Brigid was worth saving. 

A dramatic narrative that takes readers from the streets of San Francisco to the halls of the Vatican, The Grace of Everyday Saints is about injustice and betrayal, redemption and grace.