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No. 10 Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
No. 21 Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
No. 14. “Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.”
No. 2 Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
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17… I just died with laughter (no pun intended I swear)
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I hope most of these were really written by children… or by the person who used to write chain e-mails…
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These are some great medical excuse notes for school. Check them out!
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Excellent.
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#18 hahaha
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yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (dirathea) the shits.
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Hilarious #nerdalert
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